Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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