She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She's the barista slut.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
im on a boat
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