fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it because I queefed?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
there is glitter all over my balls
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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