Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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