We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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