yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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