his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You need a sexual gate keeper
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
