god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she woke up with a sticky ear
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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