Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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