I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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