he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Panties = found
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