And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
