no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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