he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We are two peas in an std pod
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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