Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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