she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Randomize
