Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
