This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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