I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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