Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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