did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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