is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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