if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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