i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
