how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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