Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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