Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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