Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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