Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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