It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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