And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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