The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
