Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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