we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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