you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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