Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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