My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
