Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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