Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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