It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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