Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up under a house in Key West
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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