i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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