Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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