I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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