She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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