I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How naked do you want me to be?
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