i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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