the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
All I want is dick and wine.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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