I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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