butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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