He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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