Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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