Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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