I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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