Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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